|"Did you see Mom laying in the grass over there creeping on us with her camera?"|
|"Why is she so strange? I just don't get it."|
|"Do you think if we ignore her she'll go away?"|
|"I don't know, but it's worth a try."|
|"Okay, stop making eye contact with her."|
|"...just act normal.."|
|"No, not that normal. Leave me alone."|
|"Hey, maybe I can make her feel weird if I stare at her!"|
And so it goes.
But I will not be stopped. No, sir. The mamarazzi is here to stay.